just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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