Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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