I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
