I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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