Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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