This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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