windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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