U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize