i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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