Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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