I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
That's intense
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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