Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize