And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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