He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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