come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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