i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
