So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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