At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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