yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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