I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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