yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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