i'm lost and i look like a hooker
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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