Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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