I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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