he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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