ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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