how do flat chested girls get laid?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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