FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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