I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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