gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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