i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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