So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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