i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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