I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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