He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
i think we sleep fucked last night...
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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