Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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