Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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