No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
YAS. BRING CRAB.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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