Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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