I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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