if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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