My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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