shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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