i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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