dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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