Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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