A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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