if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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