it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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