it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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