I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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