Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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