So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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