Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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