apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize
