OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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