Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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