I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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